Wishin' and Hopin' and Thinkin' and Prayin'

Early this morning, I dragged myself out of bed in my natural hot-mess state to go watch the single most beautiful event I have ever seen in my life. In sweatpants.

Now, it's not to say that I was absolutely hideous this morning (actually, pretty fair assessment), but who can possibly be bothered to look good when this is your competition?

Inhumanly Gorgeous

The dress, the veil, the hats and fascinators, the guards, the carriages and general splendor of a royal event - there is nothing that can spoil the illusion.

Well, except that.

Fortunately, Princess Beatrice chose to wear an anatomically correct model of the female reproductive system on her head. Suddenly, I was lookin' kinda good in those sweatpants.

Side note: Beige on beige is just as bad as gray on gray. Just say no!

Now, every man in the world has a huge problem because every girl is now thinking this:

correct.

So Prince William is now off the market officially, which means Harry is in the #1 spot. And let's face it,  I'm way cuter than Chelsy Davy.

You said it!